Saturday, September 27, 2008

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

3 comments:

Danya said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES I LOVE IT! I'M SO STEALING IT! LOL

SG said...

What Kung Fu movie were you watching this time???

Unknown said...

chuck norris will always remind me of WoW..lol I"m officially adding you guys to my friends list! whether you like it or not it is happening. :D